If you really love someone, you say yes to even the most embarrassing displays of affection. Case in point: Kyle and this amazing soap costume. Needless to say, he’s a trooper– and a keeper. Anyways, in the spirit of holiday camaraderie, I wanted to round up all the most popular couples Halloween costumes on Amazon. All twelve of the costumes featured on this list are affordable and can be shipped to you in a jiffy, so no worries if you’re down to the wire. Whether you’re vying for Best Costume or you want a shameless to excuse to embarrass/bond with your SO (or BFF!), any one of these duos will get the job done!
Also, side note– I bought this soap and loofah costume for me and Kyle, so I may be a bit biased… but it’s gotta be one of the best couples costumes ever made. That’s why it’s at the tip top of my list. It’s (shockingly) well constructed, shipped to us in 2 days, and works with couples of all shapes and sizes. I’m wearing shorts and a tube top underneath mine, but ladies can wear leggings and long sleeves underneath to keep warm in colder weather!
He’s the soap to my loofah! I’ve probably raved about it enough already, but another thing that’s great about this soap and loofah costume is that it works just as well for BFFs as it does couples.
Wine is always better with cheese, right? Reviews indicate this may not be the best option for plus sizes. So, as cute as it is, keep that in mind!
Nothing says love and friendship like foam peanut butter and jelly tunics! Contrary to how this photo looks, this costume is not sewn together. It’s two separate, freely-moving pieces.
If we didn’t go the soap and loofah route, this Nerds couples costume was my next choice. Contrary to how it looks, this adorable Nerds costume is two separate pieces (actually four including the glasses) and is perfect for best friends, too!
If Kyle had his way, we would’ve gone tacky tourist all the way. These hilarious tacky tourist costumes are sold separately, so if you’re also ordering for your SO or BFF, be sure to order an extra.
In case you can’t already tell, I’m a big fan of food costumes– and this milk and cookies couples costume is as cute as they come!
There are a lot of awful (albeit hilarious) bacon and eggs couples costumes on the internet, but I’m fairly confident I found the best two!
If you’re not a big fan of bulky foam costumes, this Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head couples costume may be your best bet. The costume kit includes hats and a couple dozen life-size stickers, which you can freely stick on comfy shirts of your choosing.
You can find an even better Ketchup and Mustard couples costume here, but it’s a little pricier and ineligible for Prime. Also, recruit a third friend to be the sweet relish to your ketchup and mustard!
As one of the most beloved duo costumes of all time, be prepared to garner lots of positive attention in this Garth and Wayne couples costume. Also, full disclosure– be prepared to wear itchy wigs all night, too.
Who doesn’t want a costume that doubles as a cozy onesie in the winter?! Heads up, though– both costumes must (unfortunately) be purchased separately.
I saved one of my personal favorites for last! Every dentist, dental assistant, and dental care enthusiast in the world should own this amazing and super unique toothbrush and toothpaste couples costume.
So, which of these popular couples Halloween costumes was your favorite? If I’m being honest (and assuming no other couple goes as a loofah and soap bar), I’m pretty confident Kyle and I have “Best Costume” in the bag this year. I mean, who can resist a man in a soap costume with balloons taped on it? Ha!