Coffee Confessions:
Caffeine Makes Me a Better Person


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Ever since I told my boyfriend I was doing a post about the world’s best coffee from Dark Coffee Matters, his new favorite phrase has become (in the voice of Mike Myers), “Cawffee Tawk! Grab some cawffee; we’ll tawk about it.” So, in the spirit of Mike Myers as Linda Richmond on SNL, I present you with five of my innermost private coffee confessions:

Confession 1: Before my daily dose of liquid caffeine, I could easily pass for an 85-year-old blind widow on her death bed. Coffee apparently enhances eyesight– who knew?

Confession 2:  I wouldn’t have a degree if it weren’t for lattes. Lattes make me smarter… and a heck of a lot more punctual.

Confession 3:  I’m fairly confident that if I wore a sign that said “has not had coffee yet” around my friends and/or family, nobody would speak to me– which is cool, especially if I really haven’t had my coffee yet.

Confession 4: I drink all my coffee, hot and iced, through a straw. Whenever I’m criticized for my borderline OCD habit, I demand that the harasser pays for my next teeth whitening treatment. It works 12% of the time.

Confession 5: Too little coffee makes me sleepy, and too much coffee makes my legs cramp… but how can you determine exactly how much coffee is the right amount of coffee? Life can be so challenging. 

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Wow, how liberating. If you want to jump in on the “tell all” bandwagon, share your #CoffeeConfessions stories on social media, and Thermos may reward you with a surprise coffee delivery! All concessions aside, things just seem to go wrong when you don’t have a warm cup of coffee to enjoy. Genuine Thermos® Brand makes a number of products that keep coffee hot for hours, ensuring that you can have coffee whenever you need it most, which is why I lug around this ginormous insulated bottle every day, and you can still win your own Overnight Coffee prize package on their Facebook page here. How do you get your daily caffeine fix?

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Caffeine Makes Me a Better Person

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