Confession 1: Before my daily dose of liquid caffeine, I could easily pass for an 85-year-old blind widow on her death bed. Coffee apparently enhances eyesight– who knew?

Confession 2:  I wouldn’t have a degree if it weren’t for lattes. Lattes make me smarter… and a heck of a lot more punctual.

Confession 3:  I’m fairly confident that if I wore a sign that said “has not had coffee yet” around my friends and/or family, nobody would speak to me– which is cool, especially if I really haven’t had my coffee yet.

Confession 4: I drink all my coffee, hot and iced, through a straw. Whenever I’m criticized for my borderline OCD habit, I demand that the harasser pays for my next teeth whitening treatment. It works 12% of the time.

Confession 5: Too little coffee makes me sleepy, and too much coffee makes my legs cramp… but how can you determine exactly how much coffee is the right amount of coffee? Life can be so challenging.