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1) “All I want for my birthday is for you to know what I want for my birthday without me having to tell you.” 2) “Sorry for texting you ninety-three times last night.” 3) “It’s 5:15. How much weight can I lose by 8:00?” If those aren’t your core white girl problems, I don’t know what are.
I gotta say… she’s a pretty horrible person, but holy heck is this book hilarious. Think Regina George from Mean Girls, but in non-character form, plus an even bigger ego, R-rated details of various inappropriate anecdotes, and much more emotional instability. I can’t fully bring myself to believe that this isn’t supposed to be a satirical piece on the phony maelstrom of self-inflicted tribulation in young Hollywood. I mean seriously… there’s a chapter called “I hate my horse.”
Regardless, if you’re in for a quick and funny read, I highly recommend picking up a copy. To learn more about Babe’s depravity, feel free to peruse her twitter account for daily reflections on life. Switching gears 100%, potentially in a subconscious attempt to erase the 250-some pages of nonsense I just read, next on my leisurely reading docket is “The Tipping Point” by Malcolm Gladwell. What you are reading? Any recommendations?