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1) “All I want for my birthday is for you to know what I want for my birthday without me having to tell you.” 2) “Sorry for texting you ninety-three times last night.” 3) “It’s 5:15. How much weight can I lose by 8:00?” If those aren’t your core white girl problems, I don’t know what are.
I gotta say… she’s a pretty horrible person, but holy heck is this book hilarious. Think Regina George from Mean Girls, but in non-character form, plus an even bigger ego, R-rated details of various inappropriate anecdotes, and much more emotional instability. I can’t fully bring myself to believe that this isn’t supposed to be a satirical piece on the phony maelstrom of self-inflicted tribulation in young Hollywood. I mean seriously… there’s a chapter called “I hate my horse.”
Regardless, if you’re in for a quick and funny read, I highly recommend picking up a copy. To learn more about Babe’s depravity, feel free to peruse her twitter account for daily reflections on life. Switching gears 100%, potentially in a subconscious attempt to erase the 250-some pages of nonsense I just read, next on my leisurely reading docket is “The Tipping Point” by Malcolm Gladwell. What you are reading? Any recommendations?
Hey Stephanie ,
This is a book a think I must read =)
I love the first one on your list of chapters =)
It's hilarious… the chapter titles are definitely indicative of the comedic content within each one. Highly recommend!!
Have you ever read My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler? If not I suggest that!
Two other books I suggest are: Bond Girl by Erin Duffy and Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper by Diablo Cody. Talk about a lol book! I guarantee you'll love Candy Girl!
No, but I did read, "Are you there, Vodka? It's me, Chelsea." Hilarious! Thanks for the recommendations; I'm adding them to my reading list for sure. Have a great weekend!
Sounds like a great book! I might have to check it out! I have been reading the Beautiful Bastard series and I love them all so far!
Ooo I've heard great things about that series… I'll have to pick one up!
That sounds hilarious. It is definitely going on my list! I know you read my post where I mentioned Bossypants and I recommend that for sure but if you're looking for something less funny but still great I just finished The Secret Life of Bees. I know its been out for a while but I had never read it and I loved it.
I actually just bought Bossypants! I've heard The Secret Life of Bees is an amazing book, too. Thanks for sharing! 🙂
This book sounds hilarious and it is definitely on my must read list now!
You really won't regret it… be prepared to die laughing. Have a great weekend!
This book sounds fantastic. Thanks for sharing with us at our Thursday Favorite Things Blog Hop.
Sew Crafty Angel
Of course; thanks for hosting!!!! 🙂
Hilarious! I can see the same applying to me.
Visiting you from Katherine's Blog Hop.
Right?! It's a classic, for sure. Thanks for stopping by, Katie!
OMG that sounds totally hilarious!
It is. Highly recommend it!
Thanks for the heads up! I love to read so will either get it at Target or download to my Kindle. Sounds like a great read!
Looks hilarious and light hearted, I need to read more books like this! The Tipping Point is more like my typical read. 🙂
How much weight can I lose by 8pm hahahahhahaha Haven't ever thought that before 😉
"All I want for my birthday is for you to know what I want for my birthday without me having to tell you." … ahahah ,too funny!! I think I am going to have to read this book!!
I have to pick up this book for my sister's for Christmas. I like the following passage and I can relate because I had a girlfriend like this: "It's 5:15. How much weight can I lose by 8:00?". Thanks for the review.