Reading Recommendation:
“White Girl Problems” by Babe Walker

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You can empathize, right? Well, Babe Walker probably can’t (even though this is a chapter title in her book…) because she’s a narcissistic//borderline sociopathic urban socialite from California with a knack for writing hilarious memoirs.



I saw “White Girl Problems” by Babe Walker in Target one afternoon and immediately gave it a cursory glance, since the title alone calls to me. As I read through the chapter title list, I knew this was a crucial piece of “white girl” literature. Essentially, Babe’s painstaking obstacles have landed her in shopping rehab– that’s what happens when you spend $246,893.50 in one afternoon at Barney’s– and she’s decided to appease her super annoying//stringy-haired psychiatrist’s allegations of her mental unclarity with a list of the many agonizing hurdles she’s faced during her lifetime.

My personal favorite chapters, aside from the aforementioned Problem #6, are as follows:
1) “All I want for my birthday is for you to know what I want for my birthday without me having to tell you.” 2) “Sorry for texting you ninety-three times last night.” 3) “It’s 5:15. How much weight can I lose by 8:00?” If those aren’t your core white girl problems, I don’t know what are.


I gotta say… she’s a pretty horrible person, but holy heck is this book hilarious. Think Regina George from Mean Girls, but in non-character form, plus an even bigger ego, R-rated details of various inappropriate anecdotes, and much more emotional instability. I can’t fully bring myself to believe that this isn’t supposed to be a satirical piece on the phony maelstrom of self-inflicted tribulation in young Hollywood. I mean seriously… there’s a chapter called “I hate my horse.”

Regardless, if you’re in for a quick and funny read, I highly recommend picking up a copy. To learn more about Babe’s depravity, feel free to peruse her twitter account for daily reflections on life. Switching gears 100%, potentially in a subconscious attempt to erase the 250-some pages of nonsense I just read, next on my leisurely reading docket is “The Tipping Point” by Malcolm Gladwell. What you are reading? Any recommendations?


Love you, mean it.
Copyright: Babe Walker


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21 thoughts on “Reading Recommendation:
“White Girl Problems” by Babe Walker

  1. Jo Lane

    Have you ever read My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler? If not I suggest that!
    Two other books I suggest are: Bond Girl by Erin Duffy and Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper by Diablo Cody. Talk about a lol book! I guarantee you'll love Candy Girl!

  2. Chelsea

    "All I want for my birthday is for you to know what I want for my birthday without me having to tell you." … ahahah ,too funny!! I think I am going to have to read this book!!

  3. Sheila Simmons

    I have to pick up this book for my sister's for Christmas. I like the following passage and I can relate because I had a girlfriend like this: "It's 5:15. How much weight can I lose by 8:00?". Thanks for the review.


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