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1) “All I want for my birthday is for you to know what I want for my birthday without me having to tell you.” 2) “Sorry for texting you ninety-three times last night.” 3) “It’s 5:15. How much weight can I lose by 8:00?” If those aren’t your core white girl problems, I don’t know what are.
I gotta say… she’s a pretty horrible person, but holy heck is this book hilarious. Think Regina George from Mean Girls, but in non-character form, plus an even bigger ego, R-rated details of various inappropriate anecdotes, and much more emotional instability. I can’t fully bring myself to believe that this isn’t supposed to be a satirical piece on the phony maelstrom of self-inflicted tribulation in young Hollywood. I mean seriously… there’s a chapter called “I hate my horse.”
Regardless, if you’re in for a quick and funny read, I highly recommend picking up a copy. To learn more about Babe’s depravity, feel free to peruse her twitter account for daily reflections on life. Switching gears 100%, potentially in a subconscious attempt to erase the 250-some pages of nonsense I just read, next on my leisurely reading docket is “The Tipping Point” by Malcolm Gladwell. What you are reading? Any recommendations?
Hey Stephanie ,
This is a book a think I must read =)
I love the first one on your list of chapters =)
xo
M
simply sutter
It's hilarious… the chapter titles are definitely indicative of the comedic content within each one. Highly recommend!!
xo,
Steph
Have you ever read My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler? If not I suggest that!
Two other books I suggest are: Bond Girl by Erin Duffy and Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper by Diablo Cody. Talk about a lol book! I guarantee you'll love Candy Girl!
No, but I did read, "Are you there, Vodka? It's me, Chelsea." Hilarious! Thanks for the recommendations; I'm adding them to my reading list for sure. Have a great weekend!
xo,
Steph
Sounds like a great book! I might have to check it out! I have been reading the Beautiful Bastard series and I love them all so far!
Ooo I've heard great things about that series… I'll have to pick one up!
That sounds hilarious. It is definitely going on my list! I know you read my post where I mentioned Bossypants and I recommend that for sure but if you're looking for something less funny but still great I just finished The Secret Life of Bees. I know its been out for a while but I had never read it and I loved it.
xo Jenny
http://www.sprinklesandsundresses.blogspot.com
I actually just bought Bossypants! I've heard The Secret Life of Bees is an amazing book, too. Thanks for sharing! 🙂
xo,
Steph
This book sounds hilarious and it is definitely on my must read list now!
You really won't regret it… be prepared to die laughing. Have a great weekend!
This book sounds fantastic. Thanks for sharing with us at our Thursday Favorite Things Blog Hop.
Sew Crafty Angel
Of course; thanks for hosting!!!! 🙂
Hilarious! I can see the same applying to me.
Visiting you from Katherine's Blog Hop.
Right?! It's a classic, for sure. Thanks for stopping by, Katie!
xo,
Steph
OMG that sounds totally hilarious!
xo
styleontheside.com
It is. Highly recommend it!
Thanks for the heads up! I love to read so will either get it at Target or download to my Kindle. Sounds like a great read!
Looks hilarious and light hearted, I need to read more books like this! The Tipping Point is more like my typical read. 🙂
How much weight can I lose by 8pm hahahahhahaha Haven't ever thought that before 😉
"All I want for my birthday is for you to know what I want for my birthday without me having to tell you." … ahahah ,too funny!! I think I am going to have to read this book!!
I have to pick up this book for my sister's for Christmas. I like the following passage and I can relate because I had a girlfriend like this: "It's 5:15. How much weight can I lose by 8:00?". Thanks for the review.